Are you?

Are you, thin skinned, easily made distraught, whiny, a cry baby, sniveling, cowardly, easily offended?

Do You have,post nasal drip, auditory hallucinations, visual hallucinations, the nervous twitches, St. Vitus Dance, Vitamin B-12 deficiency, the Heebie Jeebies, Neuroses, Psychoses?

Do You Chase Cars and Bark at The Full Moon, Do You Run Rabbits, have a deep abiding fear of ferrets, or are you just a mental basket case

IF you suffer from any of these or a multitude of other mental abberations I strongly suggest that you go read Dear Abby, Garfield, The fantastic Four or other inane drivel that passes for Entertainment, I am NOT here to entertain you, I am here to piss you off and make you THINK!